this could get ugly.
spelling is not my strong suit, so...... be ware. be warned.
Rock 'n' roll is better than books. Hot dogs are better than chicken. Rita Hayworth is better than everybody.
Who can believe it's august already?! what happened to summer?! it's way too fucking cold to be august, what was it, like 50 degrees today??? i call fail sauce. You failed weather! FAILED!
I want a sammich. A roast beef, corned beef, ham, italian salami, turkey with bacon sammich. MMMMMMMMMM, sammiches is gewd.
Punk rock is your god. Listen to the ramones your cretins! I don't know why i'm telling you this, nobody listens to good music anymore.
I'm having a Beatles weddding when I get married. All beatles music, beatles themed, a strawberry fields forever cake, wedding party enters to Happiness is a Warm Gun, woo hoo, yeah. Don't judge me.
Now for something serious: Is it just me or does it feel like life is entering a fog? The world is entering a strange confusion; there's something in the air and it aint mint flavored. It's egg sauce and sulfer; it's fire and burnt pizza. It's stale beer and lost youth. Or maybe I'm just cold from the august weather being 500 degrees below average!!!!! Seriously, Al Gore, go eff yourself! Global warming?! It's colder than I can ever remember!!!!!!
I want more. That's all I can think to say.
What is the greatest movie ever made? Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
What is the greatest song ever sung? Big Long Sliding Thing
What are the greatest books ever written? A Song of Ice and Fire series by George RR Martin (what does the RR stand for? I think he just made it up to sound cool.....)
What is the greatest TV show theme song of all time? Green Acres
That's it. I'm cashed. This one goes out to you, Mind Grapes:
Because she didn't believe me when I told her about this song.
Just stick that hunk of meat in the basket. Double entendre, waht?
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Um...wow. That's all I can say.
Ahem, yes I believe you now. It's very entendre-y.
I'm having a Beatles weddding when I get married. All beatles music, beatles themed, a strawberry fields forever cake, wedding party enters to Happiness is a Warm Gun, woo hoo, yeah. Don't judge me.
THIS BETTER BE FUCKING ACTUALLY HAPPENING. I'M SERIOUS. I WANT TO BE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE IN SGT. PEPPERS OUTFITS. SERIOUSLY.
I don't even know what else to say to you. You're crazy
No, this is my idea for the Beatles wedding:
ReplyDeleteFirst, in the church for the ceremony, it's gonna be early Beatles, boys in black suits with skinny black ties, girls in early/mid 60s mod outfits (think: A Hard Day's Night movie). Music before the ceremony will be love songs like "If I Fell" and "And I Love Her" and "In My Life", that kind of thing.
Then, at the reception, everybody will change into Sgt Pepper era Beatles garb, the hall will be decorated like the freaking Yellow Submarine movie come to life and it will be all psychedelic. And I'll have a band that will be dressed like Let It Be rooftop concert Beatles and they'll play all Beatles songs and I'll dance with my husband to "Something"
THAT is the Beatles wedding plan. ;)
Seriously.
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This needs to happen. I'm not joking here. This has to be your wedding. I am holding you to this, because it is now my dream.
And at night we can all play Beatles Rock Band :D