June 29, 2010

Faygo Pop of the Week

In honor of the amazing Ivan!

This week's Faygo flavor is...


Orange pop was my childhood. Orange pop, Seven-Up and/or Sprite, Redpop, Root Beer, Cream Soda -- these were the only flavors of pop I could have as a kid because they didn't have caffeine in them and were therefore deemed "safe" by the parents. Seven-Up was pretty bland; Sprite was slightly better but a little too sour; Root Beer and Cream Soda were good with ice cream but that was a special treat kinda thing, not an everyday kinda thing. That left Orange and Redpop, and while both were suitably delicious, I was always more of an "Orange" girl than a "Red" girl. Red was a pretty good color in general and things that tasted "red" could be counted on to taste pretty good.

But I was a fanatic about orange. When other little girls were naming pink or purple or red as their favorite color, I was naming orange. I had orange backpacks, orange scrunchies, orange t-shirts and shorts. And when it was summer and I wanted something to drink with my peanut butter and jelly sandwich -- I wanted Orange pop.

There are many choices of orange soda out there (including the ever-famous Orange Crush), but when you are growing up in suburban Detroit in the 80s and early 90s, there's really only ONE kind of orange soda: FAYGO.

Faygo Orange has been a staple of my grandmother's kitchen since forever. On summer vacation, where we would spend all day at grandma's swimming in the pool and playing "let's pretend" games in the woods around her house, it was always Faygo Orange that we would come back to when our mouths were thirsty and craving a sugary carbonated kick.

Faygo Orange Pop began life in 1935. It wasn't the first orange soda, but it was the right flavor for a nation and a city (Detroit) in the midst of a harrowing, depressing Depression. What better flavor is there than orange to dazzle and delight and pick up one's spirits? Orange is zany, fun, off-beat, childlike. Is there any wonder the first network for kids, Nickelodeon, took orange as their signature color? Orange is the color of childhood, the color of letting loose and watching your cares drift away on the tops of soda pop bubbles.

We're firmly in the grip of summer now. July is right around the corner. Kids are off riding their bikes into a summer vacation that is in full bloom and seems endless. What better time to enjoy a Faygo Orange Pop (or in my case, Diet Orange, heh). It's like a drink made of summer.

June 19, 2010

Marie I and Marie II for the win!

My latest piece is up at LFM. It's about the Czech New Wave, an exhilarating and little-known (well, little-known to the general populace) anti-Communist cinema movement of the 1960s.

Check it out!

June 17, 2010

Hollywood rapes my childhood

Smurf off, Hollywood!

This looks horrendous. Could the plot be any more tired and cliche? It's ENCHANTED with tiny blue creatures. I blame the SHREK franchise for making everything that's "fairy tale" into one big ironic, tongue-in-cheek, pop-culture referencing joke. Also, the CGI Smurfs have soulless CGI eyes.

I swear, if they try this crap on GUMMI BEARS, I will have to smurf a bitch!

June 16, 2010

The Dandy is my New Favorite Thing

I LOVE this!!!! Please bring back the Dandy!!!

from the comments: "Looks like something George Costanza came up with"

That is a feature, my good sir, not a bug.

June 5, 2010

Dedicated to B-movies

My latest is up at Libertas Film Magazine!

This week's Classic Cinema Obsession is VIVRE SA VIE (Jean-Luc Godard, 1962), now available from the Criterion Collection on DVD and Blu-Ray.

This one was hard to write, but I hope readers can find some meaning in my ramblings.

June 1, 2010

Faygo Pop of the Week

Well, Memorial Day has come and gone and that means it is now officially Summer.

So it's time for a truly Summer Pop as the Faygo Pop of the Week. And what could possibly be more summertime than...

Root Beer!!!!

A Faygo flavor since 1910, Faygo Root Beer is the classic summer drink. In fact, Bon Appetit Magazine ranked Faygo's Old Fashioned Root Beer their number one best-tasting root beer.

I myself enjoy it in diet:

Also, the Faygo Kid is badass. Dude gets shot six times in this commercial and he still slaps Black Bart around. A classic Faygo root beer ad: