Hollywood rapes my childhood

Smurf off, Hollywood!

This looks horrendous. Could the plot be any more tired and cliche? It's ENCHANTED with tiny blue creatures. I blame the SHREK franchise for making everything that's "fairy tale" into one big ironic, tongue-in-cheek, pop-culture referencing joke. Also, the CGI Smurfs have soulless CGI eyes.

I swear, if they try this crap on GUMMI BEARS, I will have to smurf a bitch!