(not) drunk (enough?)

this could get ugly.
spelling is not my strong suit, so...... be ware. be warned.

Rock 'n' roll is better than books. Hot dogs are better than chicken. Rita Hayworth is better than everybody.

Who can believe it's august already?! what happened to summer?! it's way too fucking cold to be august, what was it, like 50 degrees today??? i call fail sauce. You failed weather! FAILED!

I want a sammich. A roast beef, corned beef, ham, italian salami, turkey with bacon sammich. MMMMMMMMMM, sammiches is gewd.

Punk rock is your god. Listen to the ramones your cretins! I don't know why i'm telling you this, nobody listens to good music anymore.

I'm having a Beatles weddding when I get married. All beatles music, beatles themed, a strawberry fields forever cake, wedding party enters to Happiness is a Warm Gun, woo hoo, yeah. Don't judge me.

Now for something serious: Is it just me or does it feel like life is entering a fog? The world is entering a strange confusion; there's something in the air and it aint mint flavored. It's egg sauce and sulfer; it's fire and burnt pizza. It's stale beer and lost youth. Or maybe I'm just cold from the august weather being 500 degrees below average!!!!! Seriously, Al Gore, go eff yourself! Global warming?! It's colder than I can ever remember!!!!!!

I want more. That's all I can think to say.

What is the greatest movie ever made? Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
What is the greatest song ever sung? Big Long Sliding Thing
What are the greatest books ever written? A Song of Ice and Fire series by George RR Martin (what does the RR stand for? I think he just made it up to sound cool.....)
What is the greatest TV show theme song of all time? Green Acres

That's it. I'm cashed. This one goes out to you, Mind Grapes:


Because she didn't believe me when I told her about this song.
Just stick that hunk of meat in the basket. Double entendre, waht?